Attention Earthlings! As your new rulers, we, The Boov, have declared that your “Christmas” will now be known as Smekday, in honor of our leader Captain Smek! You will be relocated to what you know as “Florida.” Thank you for your assistance.

To celebrate: Eat a bunch of the Boovians’ favorite fruits, oranges!

(The True Meaning of Smekday, Book, 2007)