Eons before the birth of Jesus Christ, December 25th was known as Refrigerator Day, a general holiday celebrated by blue-collar dinosaurs like the Sinclair family, in honor of the greatest invention of the time, the refrigerator. Gifts are exchanged and festivities generally resemble what modern man would call Christmas.

To celebrate: Raid the fridge, and spend your Christmas repeating the show’s famous catchphrase, “Not the mama!”, to the horror and delight of your family members.

(Dinosaurs, TV series, 1991-1994)