Each year, Homestar Runner and his fellow inhabitants of Free Country, USA, celebrate Decemberween, a holiday 55 days after Halloween—the same day, coincidentally, as Christmas. Free Country residents exchange gifts (except Strong Sad, of course, who is always locked in a bathtub), sing carols and pile up all the dead rats they’ve accumulated since last Decemberween (it’s “the most sanitary time of year”).

To celebrate: Sit down and enjoy a meal of slow-cooked bunny, a Decemberween delicacy, but beware of Marzipan’s protests.

(Homestar Runner, Website, 2000-Current)